The New Puppy Blues
1997 M.A. Underwood Hobbs
Sung to the tune of George Thorogood's "Bad to the Bone".



Bad To The Home
On the day I was born
the folks all gathered round
and they gazed in wild wonder
at the joy they had found.
The breeder spoke up,
said "leave this one alone."
He could tell right away
I was bad to the home.

CHORUS
Bad to the Home
Bad to the Home
B-b-b-b-b Bad
Bad to the Home

I chewed a thousand shoes
before I met you.
I'll chew a thousand more, baby,
before I am through.
Go out and buy dog toys,
I'll just leave them alone.
They aren't nearly as fun,
when you're bad to the home.

CHORUS
Bad to the Home
Bad to the Home
B-b-b-b-b Bad
Bad to the Home

I'll get in the trash
and I'll drag it around.
I'll wait till you're asleep
and make terrible sounds.
Now about that housebreaking,
don't ya leave me alone.
I'm here to tell ya, honey,
that I'm bad to the home.

CHORUS
Bad to the Home
Bad to the Home
B-b-b-b-b Bad
Bad to the Home

When I walk through the house
other dogs step aside.
Every cat that I meet
takes off runnin' to hide.
Just wanna remind you,
better hide what you own.
Cause I'm here to tell ya, honey,
that I'm bad to the home.

CHORUS
Bad to the Home
Bad to the Home
B-b-b-b-b Bad
Bad to the Home





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